Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Who brings their pet to a buffet?!

Last week my family got together and decided to go to Golden Corral.  I know, I know...that was our first mistake!

I know people complain about Walmart and all the unwashed masses (frankly our Walmarts aren't that bad, but maybe I AM one of the unwashed masses...) but THIS place is what I imagine Walmart haters see.
First, walking in I immediately felt over dressed in my jeans and blouse.  I didn't know that the proper attire was clothing that is too tight, see through, or visibly dirty.  Second, let me just say, for a restaurant where you are supposed to get up and down to go to the buffet, the tables are sooooo close together!  I hit a lady with the high chair as I was trying to squeeze past to get to my table.

So we are there, and we are me and my husband, our 3 kids(7, 6, and 1), my mom and her husband and his grand daughter(2), and my uncle and his daughter and her friend(both 10).  The kids are eating, well all of the kids except for my middle son, who is eating cotton candy....Why is their cotton candy on the buffet?
                 Yes my 6 year old ate cotton candy for dinner at this place.  He has Autism and doesn't like most restaurants.  My husband gave him the cotton candy to prevent a melt down.  I saw you shitheads staring at us and I don't give a fuck.  Better he quietly ate cotton candy than loudly had a full melt down...which you then would be staring at the horrid parents who can't control their kids!

Anyway, The food was mostly lukewarm, greasy, and unappetizing to look at let alone eat.  Not to mention someone really smelled bad near the buffet and that just threw me off....
As we were finishing up a family walks in and sits behind us.  My mom then says "That lady has a dog with her!"

I, trying not to make snap judgements at weird things I see, said "Well maybe it is a working dog...You know like a seeing eye dog, but for anxiety or seizures..."  My mom starts laughing at me, having never heard of such things.  I finally get a look at said family and the dog is licking the table!  It is now obvious that his is not a working dog(they are trained to behave better, and it wasn't wearing a vest)!

Well that just put the cherry on the top of the sundae that was this meal!

We high-tailed it out of there so fast!  The strange thing was that this lady was giving everyone this look like they were so out of line to stare at the crazy lady who BROUGHT HER DOG TO A BUFFET AND LET IT LICK THE TABLE!


eww eww eww!


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